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Written by Kiwi   
Friday, 07 August 2009 11:40

Sorry I haven't been around in a while to update the sections but it has been a REALLY busy few weeks. Anyhoo, here are some tips on telemarketer's which are pretty entertaining so watch the video and keep your eyes open for further updates in the future. I'll get onto it eventually, promise!

 
New Section - Much Watch Movies/Series
Written by Kiwi   
Friday, 17 July 2009 11:51

Hey again everyone! Just sending a quick note to mention a new site category that I have just added to the database.

Have you ever been to your local DVD rental outlet and had no idea what to pick OR been to your local DVD retailer and bought something that could potentially be total rubbish?

Well the idea of this section is for me and by extension, you guys, to post movies and series which are ACTUALLY decent (Yes decent movies DO exist, believe me). So get writing or wait for me to get off my ass and write something (yeah it will no doubt happen eventually).

 
Javalink & Server Downtime
Written by Kiwi   
Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:23
Another update? It seems we're having a busy few days, as you may have noticed we had a small amount of downtime on IRC, this was caused by memory problems on the server and this issue has now been resolved so don't worry we should be fine from here on out. *crosses fingers*

So anyway I was talking to our lovely hosting providers and it turns out I'm not actually allowed to have a Java client for users to connect to the IRC network so you will have to get your own client or email me ( This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ) to discover how to get a client. I apologize for any inconvenience but they threatened to suspend the website so I made a decision to have it removed.

Thanks for your continued support guys :)
 
Websites Your Grandparents Wouldn't Approve Of - Week Two: FML or F*** My Life!
Written by Kiwi   
Sunday, 12 July 2009 01:12

Heya folks! I do realise we have already had our content of the week but since I'm a tad behind, I thought it would be prudent to post the next weeks in advance so that we can get some more content out there.

Have you ever heard your friends/your family/a random hobo in the street, yell out "f*** my life!" after some long winded description of some horrendous event which has just occurred? Well some clever person decided to take the idea and make a website where people can post their crappy experiences followed by FML or F*** my life! Most new website like this are made by teenage guys and they make the key error of generating content that suited primarily for the teenage male audience. In it's simplest form, this site however, sparks a reminiscent factor in all of us where we end up critiquing our own lives so that we can have our own claim to fame.

The website operates around users continuously posting their personal experiences which are posted on the front page in a blog styled list. It's always great to pop back each day so you can take a look at the new FML's!

Now since we HAVE to post a few of these so that people can get an idea of what they're like, I selected some of the 'top' ones from the site which is www.fmylife.com for future reference!

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML



Today, I found out that I am being sued for losing a set of wedding photos that I took. I lost them by being mugged on the way home after the shoot and £10,000 worth of equipment was stolen from me. FML



Today, the girl I've loved for the past two years finally expressed her innermost feelings for me. After a brief make out session, she asked me to "never leave her side". When I got home, my mom told me that my dad got a new job. I'm moving to the other side of the globe in two weeks. FML


That was just a FEW of the huge collection of FML stories that these people have managed to con people into sharing, so go check the site out, have a few laughs and until next time, keep it random, entirely random!
 
Websites Your Grandparents Wouldn't Approve Of - Week Two: Quotes' Databases
Written by Kiwi   
Thursday, 09 July 2009 18:34

It has definitely been a while but we're back with information on quotes databases! There are a bunch of sites which may dispute the actual definition but generally they are a collection of IRC or instant message quotes that have been submitted by users who think they are clever or funny. In most cases a selection of site administrators or moderators approve quotes they think are worth being on the site. Users can choose to either raise the rank of a quote they read or they can lower it which means the best quotes stand out.

There are a ton of IRC quotes databases out there including QDB which is one of the better ones or Bash.org which is popular but isn't as good in my humble opinion. Of course there are A HEAP more... (Head off to google if you want some of the more obscure ones)

So as you may have noticed we actually have our very own QDB or Quotes Database now so if you want to see what they are all about, why not head on over? The URL is qdb.entirelyrandom.net or just click the URL and it will send you off there!

Some of the better quotes:

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

 



<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet



(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .



JimBob2814: I actually tried Superman 64
JimBob2814: yes, it is.
Rawlsaur: Is it actually as bad as they say?
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: no, you're just predictable
Rawlsaur: Are you psychic or something?
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: NO I WON'T
Rawlsaur: STOP DOING THAT!
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: haha



<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
* frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...



<BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men
<BoZmAn20> wait
<BoZmAn20> Shit.



<@codstar> rice crispies and hangovers don't go together
<@codstar> first time ive ever told a bowl of cereal to stfu



<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud

So it seems pretty straightforward right? Well it is and you can have your very own QDB on your site so that you can collect all the awesome quotes you come across in your favourite IRC channel or you can let anyone post quotes they find. Check out the Rash QDB System because it's the most reliable one I've come across so far.

Anyway folks! I know it's been a while so I'll be sure to post the next topic as soon as possible to make up for the time I've been bumming off on holiday. Be sure to take a look at quotes databases though because they can provide many many hours of entertainment.

Until next time, keep it random, entirely random!
 
Hey Hey
Written by William   
Wednesday, 08 July 2009 20:07

Hey Hey Kids!

Due in part to an accident involving a juice box, 3 rubber bands and a particle accelerator (NEVER go to parties with physicists) Kiwi has been suffering from  a mild case of death recently and as such has been unable to post things

This will be rectified shortly
Thank You for your attention

 
We're still alive!
Written by Kiwi   
Friday, 19 June 2009 15:17
Heya ladies and gents! (Yes I know about rule 30 for those of you who are now, after the post below, insist on quoting the rules of the internet.) For those of you who think I've actually done some study during the exam break here, you are SADLY mistaken. I have several huge site / IRC related updates below.

RandomChan - Yes you're reading this correctly, we now have our very own chan imageboard and no that doesn't mean you can start posting every piece of dodgy material you can find. IF I CATCH ANYONE posting nudity or anything too explicit that might violate the TOS of the hosting, you will be IP/Account banned from the site AND the IRC network, no exceptions. Keep it clean, original and funny! The easy link to remember is chan.entirelyrandom.net or theres a link on the side nav.

QDB - That's right we now also have our own bash style quote database for IRC quotes (not just on our network) but any decent ones you want to post! The link is on the side nav or you can use qdb.entirelyrandom.net.

ENJOY!~ and keep it random, entirelyrandom!!

 
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